Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Bitches, Man...Bitches

Woo-hoo! Another night of cat fights and cat walks (aka America's Next Top Model) just ended and yet another aspiring walking clothes hanger got sent home. We're getting down to the nitty-gritty, and I have yet to find a model wannabe to actually root for. Here's my take on the girls:
  • Dionne: the quite, nice, motherly model. I hate to say it, but she's a yawn-fest. She'll probably win the whole damn thing!
  • Natasha: the Russian mail-order bride. I don't despise her--she's a little weird, but not too horrid. She looked a tiny bit like Angelina Jolie in her photos today.
  • Jaslene: the super skinny Cha-Cha girl. God, she looks so much like Janice Dickenson in her photos. I'm not crazy about her--she's way too skinny and I don't think she's all that bright.
  • Whitney: the Dartmouth-attending, plus-size model. She'd better appreciate Tyra's support, because that's probably the only thing keeping her around. She'll probably be the next to go. Like Dionne, she seems nice enough, but she's just not that exciting.
  • Renee: the misunderstood, token bitch of the show. I loathe and detest her, just like I'm supposed to. Apart from being a completely catty bitch, she also looks really old...yuck.
  • Brittney: the goofy girl. I kinda like her, but she's not all that special. She comes off as being funny and pretty, but quit whining about the weave, already. We get it--it hurts. Wah!
  • Jael: the self-proclaimed revolutionary/freedom fighter (WTF??). She has that same sort of burned out, stoner way about her as Adrienne, the first ANTM winner. I probably shouldn't, but I kinda like her. But then I like people who can swear with style, since doing so is one of my favorite things to do.
Ok, my fellow ANTM-addicts--it's your turn! Who is YOUR favorite model? Leave me a comment with your thoughts!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

On the CW website theres a popularity contest for all the models. jael & jaslene are the 2 most popular girls with dione in the bottom slot. like it even matters.

i totally hate renee. go brit (one t!!)!

finding the filth said...

dione is my favorite - she has the best commentary. and i think her chances just skyrocketed tonight after tyras manager picked her to win the contest. if he likes her, she's probably got a shot, as long as her photos improve.

i usually like jael - she makes me laugh. but what was up with her pestering 50 cent tonight? yikes.

renee needs to go home - shes awful. jaslene is usually very good in her shoots, i think she just had a bad one this week. brittney always stands out and does well. i just hope they give her better hair - fast! and whitney... pretty girl, but her photos just arent good enough. she'll be out in another week or so.

Sugarshock said...

Jael used to be my favorite (even though she's annoying!) but now I'm liking Natasha. in the last two weeks, she's totally stepped up her game.
love your blog, by the way - I've favorited it on my site.
:) Kristen

Beth Rang said...

I really like Brittany. Jaslene is so skinny she looks like she's been in a prison camp. I like some of her photos but I'd be really bummed if she won, because of the message having such an underweight model come out on top.

Lydia said...

beth--i totally agree about jaslene. she's creepy thin & it would send a bad message. i dont think she'll win, though...we still havent gotten to the spokesmodel part of the competition, but when we do jaslene and jael will have trouble.